Smokin’ Charley Hull is back to promoting nicotine after giving up the cigs, Mets booth mess & steak tacos!

Let’s get Thursday Screencaps cranking with the newest DoorDash monetary numbers that proceed to boggle my thoughts. Americans, in enormous numbers, are displaying completely no signal of weak point when it comes to having some random individual ship Olive Garden to their residence doorways.

In January, the New York Times ran a story the place they profiled a pair that spends $700 per week to order meals supply. “I am so burned out and tired, I would rather just throw my credit card at the problem and delay that unhappiness until the bill comes,” the man mentioned. The Times famous that this man’s son cannot learn, however he can “put together an order” on the Chick-fil-A app. “I am impressed, but I am also terrified,” the dad famous.

What the hell are we doing? Are we actually this lazy? I’ve heard from the salesmen who’re on the street and simply need meals delivered to their hotels so they do not have to go to eating places. I get it. Maybe you broke each of your legs in a snowboarding accident and you might be craving Texas Roadhouse that is been sitting in some dope smoker’s automotive for 25 minutes. I get it. Not actually, however I perceive you are in a tricky spot.

Folks, we’re trending in direction of 1 BILLION orders being delivered by DoorDash in the subsequent quarter. Look at that unimaginable soar from Q3 2025 to This fall 2025. No method it might go larger, proper? Wrong. When America is put to a problem, we step up and DOMINATE.

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Never underestimate Americans and their will to sit their asses at residence to eat Chinese takeout.

Smokin’ Charley Hull IS BACK, sorta

Our queen made main information on instagram Wednesday evening by saying a model partnership with a nicotine pouch firm that may have Charley taking part in in some digital golf event in October. You would possibly bear in mind Hull from his days hammering cigs at golf tournaments back in like 2024.

Then, she made some guess that she’d by no means smoke once more. From every little thing I can inform, she hasn’t gone back to cigs, however based mostly on this new model partnership, our queen would possibly like to stuff a nicotine pouch in her lip. She’s reinventing the recreation.

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Lippin’ Charly Hull simply does not have the similar ring to it. Anyone have new nickname recommendations? joe.kinsey@outkick.com

While we’re speaking about nicotine pouches, let’s settle a debate

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College graduations: 2026

– Mike N. in Texas shares: Our oldest are simply graduated in the one hundred and fiftieth class of Texas A&M. The ceremony opened with the National Anthem after which a prayer. God Bless Texas A&M, God Bless the USA. Here’s to the best column in the land!

Mike N. in Texas takes us inside the Texas A&M spring graduation ceremony to present us how they greeted this unimaginable place we name residence. (Screencaps reader Mike N. in Texas)

Readers react to Doug in Mason’s story about caring for a son with cerebral palsy

– Legacy Screencaps reader Sean Ok. needed to say: Just needed to cross alongside huge props to Doug and his spouse for the long-term care they’ve given their son Joey. I do know just a few individuals who have so devoted their lives this fashion to their particular wants youngsters and/or different relations they usually have informed me the similar; the mild that comes on of their liked one’s eyes is what makes all of it price it.

His electronic mail jogged my memory of a information clip from years in the past the place a newly graduated Marine in gown blues visited his sister at their highschool gymnasium who had cerebral palsy. She was so excited to see him she almost fell out of her wheelchair. (Wish I might discover that clip). You might simply really feel the love she had for him and he for her by way of the TV display.

Best to them and maintain it up. Still getting used to the new ‘Fox’ format however the content material is 100% the similar. And I learn it on daily basis to maintain you wholesome. Thanks as all the time for what you do.

– Jon in Iowa was stopped in his tracks by Doug’s story: Had to reply after studying this morning’s Screencaps. Doug’s story choked me up. I did not have to cope with such exhausting issues with my youngsters and I am unable to think about what he and his household went by way of. I do know that individuals like Doug and household are what you name the spine of this nation.

I do not need to make this about me, however I’m simply beginning to cope with one thing with my spouse. Not going into particulars, however I do know what is forward. So far I can nonetheless get out to go {golfing} and she will nonetheless get on the airplane couple occasions a yr to get to Arizona for the winter. Doug wants to know he is an inspiration. I do know that we’re very lucky to have had the lives we have had.

Doug’s life made me take into consideration individuals on this video. Imagine how pathetic your life is that you’d act like this together with your spouse and daughter. Have individuals like this ever achieved something that was exhausting. Or handled any sort of adversity. Doubt it.

Fortunately half the nation nonetheless believes in the values ​​that made us nice. Have to maintain believing in that half to prevail. Thanks on your story Doug.

– Mark T. in Florida says: Props to Doug in Mason for Doing Hard Things, parenting by no means stops. Stories like that maintain me going and make me appreciative for the luck and blessings I’ve.

– Tom T. checks in on Doug’s story after which pivots to complimenting me: I thank God all of the time for the blessings in my humble life. May God bless Joe (Doug’s son) and his complete household. Adversity brings out our greatest, and Joe is a GREAT man and father.

Did Marty overreact?

– Marty in Idaho emails: About 7 AM Monday whereas I’m ready for Screencaps to publish, an unknown automotive pulls into my rural Idaho driveway. My daughter and seven month previous grandson are in the kitchen with me. I step outdoors towards the automotive and the unknown driver will get out of the automotive and says, “I need help.” He’s younger (30?), does not appear to be in misery and his automotive appears high quality. He goes on to say that he discovered a canine wandering on the street so he stopped and put it in his automotive which I’ve no method to verify (so he pulls right into a random driveway with a 90ish pound husky in his passenger seat with no collar?).

None of this appears proper to me. I take a look at the canine and do not acknowledge it so I’m anticipating the man to get back in his automotive and drive away. About this time my daughter walks out and suggests I take a photograph of the canine and ship it to our neighbor textual content group. Good concept assuming every little thing is legit. The man says he is going to be late for work and needs me to take the canine.

That’s a no go for me (for all I do know it is his canine) however my daughter speaks up and says she’ll take it. I’m not pleased with my daughter at this level who insists we take this monumental canine (apparently I used to be impolite to this man). She will get the canine out of the automotive and I instantly take it to animal rescue. While ready at animal rescue I textual content the picture and considered one of the neighbors thinks the canine would possibly belong to a man a couple of mile away from our home. I take the canine there and it is his; completely satisfied ending.I’ve been berated by my daughter and my spouse (who was sleeping) for overreacting and being impolite for 2 days now.

I clarify that when the scenario appears off, your guard ought to be up. This time it turned out OK however what if this man had different intentions (or simply needed to eliminate his canine)? Did I overreact on this scenario?

The finish of the observe season for Screencaps Jr.

– Gerard places issues into perspective for me: Track meets could be lengthy chilly and windy however these 4.5 hours are method much less time consuming and costly in contrast to any journey sport. Be grateful he is on observe and never journey baseball or basketball!! You could have each weekend free and shall be in a position to afford actual holidays. He could even be quick sufficient to get most well-liked admission into the faculty of his selection down the street……..

– Brandon from N. Kentucky writes: I could not agree together with your mother about the size of those observe meets. We inspired our daughter to do one thing apart from competitors dance (that is one other racket). She is doing observe as a result of her pals are. I had by no means been to a observe meet earlier than her 1st one in march. We had been informed to be there by 4pm. She had ONE occasion and it did not go off till 930pm. Fortunately it was a Friday however final week was extra of the similar. She was in 3 occasions, acquired there by 3:45pm, and her first occasion did not go off till 7:20pm on a Wednesday evening!!! She was achieved early I’d add. This is rather a lot on a college evening.

– Chris A. additionally provides some life perspective: I hear you about observe meets. I ran observe (sprints and lengthy soar) for a CYO staff from 12-15 years previous, and it was all day Saturday meets in April and May. 8 hours minimal. My mother and father possibly went to one or two meets throughout these 4 years, and I could not blame them. So many occasions, so many age teams. At least the lengthy distance occasions had been one warmth, however with 4 age teams occasions two genders, that is an hour proper there. Brutal should you aren’t collaborating.

How about the sub-2 hour marathons run in London a few weeks in the past? You mentioned your son’s greatest mile time is 5:40 (to this point). My greatest, and solely, timed mile was 5:20 after I was 15. These guys are working 4:35 miles for 26+ miles! 64-second quarter miles, 108 of them in a row! I am unable to fathom that. Don’t care if it is the footwear, somebody’s toes nonetheless have to be in them. That’s proper up there with breaking the 4 minute mile barrier.

Kinsey: I haven’t got the numbers in entrance of me, however Screencaps Jr.’s PR is someplace in the mid-5:30s proper now. I’m considering 5:36. He’s 13. Google says that is fairly good at that age. You know what? He’s consuming properly, working good occasions, packing on muscle, can deal with himself in a room full of individuals and has been ordering his personal meals at eating places for years. Mrs. Screencaps and I depend our blessings. Trust me.

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And with that, we’re prepared to go for one more day of life. The solar is as shiny because it has been this spring. I plan on taking a fast stroll by way of the yard with Mrs. Screencaps at lunch. We want to construct a plan of assault for Mother’s Day weekend. Projects want accomplished.

But, first, let’s go put in a day of labor. Go get after it.

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