CBS reporter Jenny Dell escapes to the beach, Shilo Sanders is hungry & Nick Saban is scrambling off the tee
We made it! Another week gone, and one other Friday is upon us. Whew. Well accomplished, everybody.
Wait. That’s not proper. That solely applies to me in the present day.
It’s formally marriage ceremony week(finish) down right here in massive, stunning, FREE Florida. I’ve received a tux-fitting tonight that I’m certain will likely be miserable, after which golf tomorrow morning. My brother is set to signal his life away Saturday night. All palms on deck. All methods GO.
So, in the present day is my Friday. Matt Reigle will likely be pinch-hitting tomorrow. Hopefully our new college students in school will deal with him with the identical hospitality you’ve got proven me this week!
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Awesome! Thanks, Pat. Good to have you ever aboard!
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Now, let’s have a look at what number of “I means” we are able to squeeze into the subsequent 10 minutes, and get this class began.
Welcome to a Thursday Nightcaps — the one the place CBS reporter Jenny Dell escapes to a seaside for some R&R. Must be good!
What else? I’ve received the best of the rest from a loaded week of #content material since I’ll be off tomorrow, a poor EMT in Sacramento is going THROUGH it in the present day, and Shilo Sanders is hungry. You’ll see.
Grab you an oatmeal cookie for National Oatmeal Cookie Day, and settle in for a Thursday ‘Cap!
CBS Sports sideline reporter Jenny Dell covers the recreation between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and the Southern California Trojans at United Airlines Field at Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum in Los Angeles, Calif., on Nov. 30, 2024. (Kirby Lee/Imagn Images)
Jenny Dell and Will Middlebrooks depart city as a result of the Red Sox are trash
I’m fairly sure I’ve accomplished this Mount Rushmore earlier than, however — as you simply noticed — we’ve got lots of new faces in school. So, here is a refresher:
1. Heath Bar (however solely the ones from Publix)
2. Oatmeal Raisin (yep)
3. Peanut Butter (however provided that they’re comfortable, I’m not a lunatic)
4. Sugar (the uncommon cookie the place the dough is higher than the precise cookie itself)
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Back when malls existed, ours used to have a terrific cookie retailer in it the place they minimize them into big pizza/cake slices for you. Those had been the finest. Don’t know why, however the pizza-cookie tastes 100 instances higher than the conventional ones.
And that is my Ted Talk for the day!
OK, let’s get this class began. The Red Sox STINK, so Will Middlebrooks and former NESN area reporter/present CBS school soccer reporter Jenny Dell jetted off to South Florida to get away from the stench.
I don’t blame them:
What every week of #content material!
A) Man, do I miss Jenny on the NESN broadcasts. That’s again when Red Sox baseball was at its peak.
B) Middlebrooks, for many who do not keep in mind, was a legit big-leaguer on the Sox for just a few years. I keep in mind when he first got here up. He was all the speak in Boston. He by no means fairly panned out totally, however he was an enormous a part of the 2013 World Series group. He was a part of that horrendous name at third in Game 3 that value Boston the recreation. He’s additionally a terrific broadcaster on WEEI now.
NESN area reporter Jenny Dell interviews Will Middlebrooks after a recreation at Fenway Park in Boston, Mass., on Sept. 3, 2013. (Matt West/MediaNews Group/Boston Herald)
C) Lordy, may this terrible group use his bat proper about now. The most unlikeable, unbearable Sox group I can keep in mind, and I had to sit by means of the 2012 Bobby Valentine group.
Speaking of, let’s get to the finest #content material from an enormous week. Imagine being the worst pitcher in baseball, and shaking your head as your interim supervisor yanks you from one other terrible begin:
A liner, a sandwich, and David Allan Coe
Another stable week from the web. You guys stay undefeated in that regard. Well accomplished.
A pair ideas…
- Feel free to search for the JP Morgan by yourself time. It’s a DOOZY.
- Forget about Nate Oats…I believe Nick Saban is in trouble off the tee. I’ve wanted that one to draw a ton, and I’m not seeing it.
- Taco Bell in the yellow wrappers. Man. What a time. The yellow Taco Bell paper and the yellow Wendy’s cups. Peak time to be alive on this nation. We had it so good.
- We’ll get to David Allan Coe right here in a bit, however man, what a legend. We misplaced an all-time outlaw in the present day. I can not share his finest music, but when , .
OK, let’s rapid-fire this Thursday class into an enormous Thursday night time of tux-fitting. First up? Back to the diamond!
Lordy.
I’ve been there earlier than. I’ve felt that precise ache. It’s the worst. I’d enterprise to say it is the worst ache in all {of professional} sports activities. How’s that for a sizzling take?
Sure, we will not be in a position to inform precisely the place he was hit… however everyone knows precisely the place this poor dude was hit. And there is completely nothing you are able to do about it.
When you’re taking one off the… groin… you simply have to put on it. There is no fast treatment for it. Not fast repair. You simply have to energy by means of and check out to cease your self from passing out. If you do, it is comprehensible. But you strive not to.
We’re taught as youngsters to put on a cup. Always put on a cup. It would not matter what place you play, simply put on a cup. I used to be a catcher, after which a 3rd baseman, after which a primary baseman after my knees formally had sufficient.
Those three spots, together with the pitcher, are the sizzling zones by way of line drives. The dugout is an in depth fifth, particularly since you’re by no means prepared for it.
This poor EMT is feeling it in the present day, however he’ll energy by means of. Stay sturdy!
Next? And whilst you’re at it, make your self a sandwich!
So, that is the massive drama in the NFL in the present day. Yes, it is a gradual time of yr. Shilo Sanders is pissed at Browns reporter Mary Kay Cabot as a result of she… said the apparent? I imply (there it is!!), what are we doing right here?
Duh. Did he watch Shedeur Sanders final yr? I despise Deshaun Watsonand I’m pretty sure he must be beginning over Shedeur Sanders.
Shedeur Sanders watches as Deshaun Watson runs a drill throughout a voluntary veteran minicamp at CrossCountry Mortgage Campus in Berea, Ohio, on April 21, 2026. (Nick Cammett/Getty Images)
Shilo, by the manner, later went on his Twitch stream and additional defined his riff, accusing Mary of capping up for Deshaun Watson and having some private vendetta in opposition to Shedeur.
Let me inform that once more… he thinks Mary Kay Cabot — a FEMALE reporter — is capping up for DESHAUN WATSON.
Yeah, OK! Sure factor, Shilo.
OK, that is it for in the present day — and, for me, this week. Everyone be good to Reigle.
Here’s David Allan Coe to take us (me) into the weekend.
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