Ring girl Sydney Thomas turns heads at poker table as she takes on fellow celebs, king cobra surprise & MEAT
It’s Friday, the solar is blazing (it is like 53 levels), you’ll be able to simply really feel summer season beginning to crank up and Screencaps will get rolling with information that one in every of our favourite organic females who rose to fame through the transG period, Sydney Thomas, IS BACK and now she’s taking part in poker towards different celebrities.
Sydney Thomas arrives at EA Sports presents The Madden Bowl at Orpheum Theater in New Orleans, Louisiana, on Feb. 7, 2025. (Kaitlyn Morris/Getty Images)
Thomas, 22, continues to be in that interval of her profession the place she’s looking for her place. Is it in modeling? Is it in performing? Can her agent get her positioned in an Adam Sandler film? Would she kind an alliance with Sydney Sweeney and be a part of the SYRN lingerie staff?
She’s already carried out the boxing ring girl factor. That wasn’t going to be a present profession. Thomas’ agent wants to position Sydney behind dwelling plate at Dodgers video games. Get her into suites at Rams video games. She must be at the World Cup this summer season. Sydney ought to throw out a primary pitch at a Cubs sport.
I’m speaking a playbook straight out of 2010 when Internet fashions throwing out first pitches at Cubs video games was a ceremony of passage into popular culture fame.
Last evening, issues have been going good, the garden was mowed, the trash was taken out & then Mrs. Screencaps known as panicking that the van would not begin
I get to the ballpark the place Screencaps the III was training and I shortly realized that Mrs. Screencaps had been sitting by the 90-minute apply with the van in accent mode. 90 MINUTES! The battery was utterly useless.
Ironically, I posted this pickle jar meme on Facebook earlier within the day. Ladies, it is good to know you continue to want us now and again.
By the way in which, here is what the garden appears like this morning. I used to be sitting there appreciating my work after which the decision got here in.
ESPN’s PGA Championship protection
– John in Surfside Beach, SC is fired up: It’s solely 5pm on the primary day, already sick of the ESPN broadcast. My God, do they ever cease speaking!
Kinsey: I did not see protection till round 10 pm after my evening getting the van jumped, mowing, taking the trash out, and so on. I did watch Smylie Kaufman hitting photographs on the Golf Channel and doing an important job explaining the course and the circumstances the blokes confronted on Thursday.
I’m turning into a giant fan of Kaufman’s broadcasting model: cool, calm, collected. The man is easy. I’m even a giant fan of the Happy Hour bit that Golf Channel is doing with Smylie. We simply do not get a lot reside content material like that on TV nowadays. I LOVE the relaxed method Golf Channel is taking with Smylie. Keep it coming.
Screencaps readers on the state of Costco, particularly on weekends when the degenerates begin popping out of the woodwork
– Chris A. tells me: I completely won’t go to Costco on Saturdays or Sundays, and Fridays are turning into no-go recently. My semi-retirement schedule has me off Tuesdays and Fridays, so I believed this previous Tuesday morning can be a superb time to do my month-to-month Costco low cost buying. Nope. Packed. They clearly want extra places, at least round me.
At least they introduced again the Jones sandwich-sized sausage patties and ashcanned the horrible Kirkland ones they rolled out a number of years in the past to exchange the Jones patties. They are excellent for the sausage, egg and cheese on English muffin sandwiches I make at dwelling.
Kinsey: Same right here, Chris. What I’ve discovered is that if I’m going at like 6 on a Saturday evening, I’m sometimes good. People are burnt out for the day. They’ve taken their two-pound cheese barrels to events. Unless I’m in a pinch, I’m going throughout off-hours on weekends.
– Speaking of Costco, Mike T. in Idaho stopped by one in Canada and experiences: They nonetheless have polish canines at Costco Canada $1.50 Canadian.
Kinsey: That’s $1.09 USD!
Tennessee hasn’t misplaced its nation roots with all of the California folks shifting in
– Mark in Tennessee experiences: The Franklin Noon Rotary Club places on an annual rodeo as our main fundraiser. This occasion has grown from some native cowboys having some enjoyable to the biggest rodeo east of the Mississippi. We will gross properly over one million {dollars} and internet $4-500K for our charitable basis.
This is our seventy fifth rodeo, and I’ve labored 36 consecutive occasions. Three nights of exhausting work for an important trigger. And I can legitimately say “this ain’t my first rodeo.”
Mark in Tennessee exhibits us a undertaking he is been working exhausting on. (Screencaps reader Mark in Tennessee)
=The LIBS are beginning to discuss how they are going to Make Rec Ball Great Again and I do not know the way I really feel about this, but it surely seems like I do not need these losers on my aspect
– Jon C., who isn’t a LIB loser, writes: This popped up in my newsfeed and thought it may be of curiosity for the reason that evils of journey ball are often mentioned. Some of our elected leaders are proposing laws to manage journey ball. Still on my first cup of espresso so exhausting to make it make sense, it appears the reply is for fogeys to be adults.
– Mike T. in Idaho despatched in a Substack hyperlink to Pacific Northwest sports activities author John Canzano’s Substack the place he rails towards non-public fairness in youth sports activities.
Canzano writes: The youth sports activities cash seize should cease. The skyrocketing prices have to take a relaxation. The predatory squeeze for revenue ought to take a break. Things such as necessary lodge stays, streaming subscriptions, invasive apps, and participation charges that worth out low-income households ought to all simply go away.
The scene has become a vulture’s paradise.
Kinsey: My response? Who has been screaming about this for the final 3-4 years now? I HAVE! Screaming and screaming. Screaming to the purpose the place Screencaps readers received bored with me screaming, however it is a hill I’ll die on. Yes, it is good for a few of these individuals who’ve had their heads within the sand to see the sunshine of day on this matter.
Yet once more, this column was forward of everybody on one other matter. I’m getting like 10 emails a day on Wendy’s.
– Brandon in NKY experiences: Reading in regards to the 13u rec league exploits received my mind on the way in which again machine. My son graduated from highschool final evening. It appears similar to yesterday I used to be serving to coach his college staff in Knothole T-Ball. Those have been enjoyable days, attempting to maintain the boys engaged as a substitute of creating piles of sand or choosing dandelions was a tall job in apply and through the video games. After the sport you inform them to get a drink and a snack from the concession stand then purchase a spherical for the opposite coaches. Fast ahead a number of years and I can now not coach as a result of he was poached by a journey/summer season ball staff and the times of camaraderie are gone. I say that to say this, I by no means loved watching his staff play after knothole, all of it appeared like an exhibition sport, no true rivalries, no league title to play for. No after events since we have been at a treeless softball advanced for 12hrs on a Saturday within the warmth. You seem to be you have received an superior factor going along with your boys and fogeys, preserve combating for it and likewise get pleasure from it as a result of in the future they will graduate and all you’ll have left are the reminiscences. Make Rec Ball Great Again. 100% sponsored by Brandon in NKY.
Readers react to Rachel Pizzolato in Thursday’s column
–Christopher T. emails: Great piece but I wish you had included the half about her being a caregiver to her mother who had early onset dementia. That wants a voice and you’ve got a bullhorn.
–Steve in Clarkston, Mich. says: I’ve adopted her since she began. Man, if solely I used to be youthful. She is the closest factor to an ideal girl there can ever be. Don’t overlook that along with being SI Swimsuit mannequin stunning and might restore automobiles and plumbing she’s additionally a brainiac. She was on “MythBusters” and likewise at 18 received a bronze in a global science and engineering competitors. She invented a brand new soccer helmet to cut back accidents.
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That’s it this morning. I’ve a giant day of becoming a member of the Dakich present developing, conferences, Zooms and a plumber operating a brand new water line so Mrs. Screencaps can add drip traces to a beforehand inaccessible a part of her backyard. The purpose is to automate the watering course of to this behemoth she’s created.
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Today, we make that occur. I hope all of you’ve gotten had an important week of life. Let’s go get pleasure from a weekend. Enjoy these youth sports activities occasions. Enjoy these graduations. Take care.
