Late Night Pokes Fun at Trump in China

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‘Dictators With Benefits’

President Trump met with China’s chief, Xi Jinping, in Beijing on Thursday, the place the latter mentioned the United States and China ought to be “partners, not rivals.”

“Then Trump took it a step further and said, ‘I think of us as dictators with benefits,’” Jimmy Fallon mentioned on “The Tonight Show.”

“I’m pretty sure Donald Trump doesn’t know what the Thucydides trap is, unlike the rest of us. Because obviously we know what traps are. And then you just add to that everything you know about Thucydides, which I believe is a new prescription ointment to treat moderate to severe plaque psoriasis.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

The Bits Worth Watching

David Letterman expressed his displeasure with Stephen Colbert going off the air whereas on Thursday’s “The Late Show.”