Super Bowl 2026 will offer no respite from the NFL’s inanities
After An exhaustive week of intense study at the Mel Kiper Jr. Institute of Cosmology & Beauty Supplies, my Super Bowl Key to the Game can now be revealed. Ready? Here goes:
The Defense Must Get Off The Field.
Why, you ask, is that essential?
Well, it’s simple yet complicated. Consider what would happen if the defense didn’t get off the field:
