The talking basketball on CBS Sports is a Lovecraftian monstrosity
If you watched Saturday’s CBS Sports March Madness protection, you might need witnessed a horrid creation from the place the place time and house collide in agony.
A talking basketball with a man’s face, together with a practical nostril for some motive, named “OB” stopped by the CBS Sports dais to entertain the parents at residence. Have you seen this monstrosity? Is it a man who has been doomed to a future as a basketball, or a basketball whose Pinocchio needs to change into a actual man backfired spectacularly?
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“OB” stands for “Old Ball,” so it’s extremely probably this wretched creature has been caught like this for fairly a while. Why can we demand “Old Ball” to make basketball jokes for our twisted pleasure? Why do not we put this poor factor out of its present enterprise distress and let it reside in peace?
“Old Ball” deserves to be freed from this ache and struggling; float “OB” out to sea like Wilson in Cast Away and let him discover a new horizon, someplace past our laughter and scorn.
We needs to be ashamed of ourselves for placing “OB” via this. Free this talking basketball of his disgrace.
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